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So, brothel—dirty, loud, smells funky. Girls everywhere, struttin’, smilin’, but eyes dead. Trump sees it, Trump knows. Best observer, me, nobody else gets it. Little fact—oldest job, yeah? Goes back forever, cavemen days probly. Babylon, Rome—brothels poppin’ up, cash flowin’. Makes me happy—capitalism, baby! Free market, doin’ its thing, fantastic! But angry too—some gals forced, trafficked, nasty stuff. Trump hates that, hates it bigly.

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs in. He’s got a pair of scissors that look like they’ve been through a war. I’m talkin’ rust, dents, the whole shebang. He’s like, “Can you make these sharp?” I’m thinkin’, “Buddy, I can’t even make my coffee right now.” But I take ‘em anyway. Gotta keep the customers happy, right?

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