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Fun fact, ya ignorant turds—erotic-massage goes way back, like ancient Egypt or some shit. Pharaohs got rubbed down with scented oils, prob’ly by hot slaves, while they’re all, “Build my pyramid faster!” True story, I read it in a book—well, skimmed it, whatever. Point is, this ain’t new, it’s old-school sexy. Bet they didn’t have no lame “no touchy” rules back then neither.

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So, I’m strolling down the main street, Jeongdong-ro, right? Just minding my own biz, when I spot this cute little café. I mean, it’s got that whole “Instagrammable” thing going on. I’m like, “Okay, let’s grab a coffee.” But then, I realize I left my wallet at home. Ugh! Classic me, right? So, I just stand there, looking like a total loser, while the barista gives me the side-eye.

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