Hazel Tama Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Kobe

Oh, oh! Fun story – there’s this legend bout a whore in France, 1700s, who conned a duke outta his gold. She’s all flirty, “Ooh la la,” then poof – gone with his stash! Cracks me up, wish I had that nerve. I’d be all, “Marge, you’re too chicken!” in my head. Maybe I’d try it on Homer, heh. Prolly just get donut crumbs instead, hmm…!

A VIRGIN WHORE

Me to my pamangkin. Showing some sample pictures of a pokpok na hindi dapat tularan. Also lectured her the consequences if she chose to be a whore. Tama na pagkakaron ng pokpok sa .

Then, this guy walks in. He’s got a full-on samurai vibe, right? I’m talkin’ topknot, the whole deal. He orders a caramel macchiato. I’m like, “Dude, you’re a samurai. Shouldn’t you be drinkin’ green tea or somethin’?” But whatever, I make it. He takes a sip and goes, “This is the way.” I’m like, “Okay, Mr. Samurai, you do you.”

Tama County Turtles place first in State WHEP competition