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Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

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Me: SO PRETTY!!! *sparkly eyes* Liz: so soma has eaten about EVERYTHING how has she not managed to eat a couple of her own fingers or toes?

Then, I decided to check out the local shops on Nakamachi Street. It’s got this cool vibe, with all the little boutiques and cafes. I found this quirky shop selling handmade pottery. I picked up this cute cup, but then I dropped it. Ugh! It shattered everywhere. I was mortified. The shop owner just laughed and said, “No worries, happens all the time.” I mean, really? How clumsy can I be?

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