Aaliyah Ono Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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This one time, right, I met a whore in Volantis—red hair, eyes like a snake, and a laugh that could wake a dead dragon. She’d fleece ya blind while smilin’, and I bloody loved it! Made me happy, that did—reminds me o’ WALL-E stackin’ his cubes, all proud-like. “Directive!” he’d chirp, and she’d chirp back, “Pay up, short-arse!” Hah! I gave her double, just for the cheek. But what pissed me off? Some lordling tried stiffin’ her—stiffin’ *her*!—and I near threw me goblet at his fat head. Don’t mess with a lass who’s got more wits than you, ya twat.

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First stop? The local café, you know, the one on Shōwa Street. I needed my caffeine fix. I order a matcha latte, and the barista, bless her heart, spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, I just wanted a drink, not a waterfall!” But she laughs it off, and I can’t help but chuckle too.

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