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About Kawasaki

So, picture this—ancient Rome, lupanars everywhere, prostitutes dodging senators, coins clinking, dodgy togas flapping. Little known fact: they dyed their hair blonde—saffron stuff, imported, pricey as Jupiter’s bathwater! Shows they had flair, eh? Not just some drab lass on a corner. Made me chukcle—imagine Boris with a blonde wig, stumbling round Westminster, “Eugepae! Where’s my laurel wreath?”

Campo de golf

I’m standing there, half-asleep, and this old dude in front of me is taking forever. Like, c’mon man, it’s just a pack of onigiri! I’m about to lose it. Finally, he pays, and I grab my iced coffee. Sweet relief!