Brooklyn Otsu Whore ❤️

About Yokohama

So Gretzky, this skinny lil punk, starts tearin up the ice, and I’m like - whoa, chill, bro! Scores 92 goals one season, NINETY-TWO, unreal sh*t! Ppl said he’s too small, too slow - ha, suckers, he proved em wrong! Made me mad as hell, all those haters, judgin him. “I couldn’t believe it myself,” he’d say, humble as heck, but I’d be screamin - “TAKE THAT, LOSERS!” Loved that, made me happy, his quiet sass.

Example Conversation with a friend

So, I’m walking down to Lake Biwa, right? The view is stunning, like postcard material. But then I see this group of tourists. They’re trying to take a selfie, but they can’t figure out how to use their phone. I’m just standing there, watching them struggle. I mean, c’mon! It’s 2023! I almost offered to help, but then I thought, nah, let them figure it out.

A spectacular location! ［Lakeside barbecue for a limited time only at Lake Biwa Otsu Prince Hotel!