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What gets me hyped? When it’s done right, fam—candles flickerin’, some slow jams, maybe that movie soundtrack hummin’, all ambient and spooky. You feel like a king, like Boonmee chillin’ with his monk son, sippin’ on wisdom. But yo, what pisses me off? When some rookie therapist half-asses it, like, “Bruh, you ain’t even tryin’!” I paid good green for this, don’t gimme no weak rubs—get in there, make it *sexual*, not some lame back pat. I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Man, even the fish in *Uncle Boonmee* got more action than this!”

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I hit up the Okawa Castle next. It’s this old-school place, super cool. I’m walkin’ around, and I can feel the history, ya know? But then I trip over a stone. Classic me. I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this group of tourists starts laughing. I’m like, “Really? You think this is funny?” But then I laugh too. It’s just one of those days, I guess.

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