Chloe Furukawa Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff! *nasal twang* Haaa, like, ya know me, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout my fave flick, “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring”—that Kim Ki-duk vibe, so deep, right? Anyway, picture this: you’re out there, lookin’ for a pro, and it’s like that movie line, “Lust awakens the desire to possess!” Haaa, I’m dyin’, it’s so true! You’re cruisin’ the streets, maybe some shady app—ooh, modern hooker huntin’, right? And bam, there she is, all sassy, struttin’ like she owns the night.

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Finally, the rain stops, and I’m back on the streets. I decide to head to the Furukawa Shrine. It’s peaceful there, ya know? I’m sittin’ on a bench, just chillin’, when this little kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Can you help me find my mom?” My heart melts. I’m like, “Of course, buddy!” We start lookin’ around, and I’m feelin’ like a hero.

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