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About Palermo

What pisses me off? These fancy parlors chargin’ an arm and a leg—$200 an hour? Gimme a break! Should be affordable for everybody, not just Wall Street fat cats. But what gets me happy? The intimacy, man—two people, connectin’, no screens, no bullshit. Surprised me too—did ya know in Japan they got this thing, “nurumassage”? Slippery as hell, all gel and slide—sounds like a damn waterpark! Cracked me up thinkin’ bout it—me, slidin’ around, yellin’ “Feel the Bern!” Ha!

Freyja Volva

Enjoy a massage to choose from our minute menu as a couple in one of our rooms equipped with two Thai stretchers, performed by two of our professional Thai.

I get to the shop on Via Garibaldi, and it’s already buzzing. The smell of fresh bread from the bakery next door is killin’ me. I’m like, “Dude, I’m a butcher, not a baker!” But I can’t help it. I’m drooling. Anyway, I start slicing some prosciutto, and this old lady comes in. She’s a regular, always wants the best cuts. I’m like, “Sure, Nonna, I got you.” But then she starts talkin’ about her cat, and I’m just nodding, tryin’ to focus on the meat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger volverá a ser Conan ¿podrá?