Chloe Vignola Whore ❤️

About Milan

So, listen up, pal! Back in me woodshop, hammerin’ planks, I overheard ol’ Squidward whinin’ — “Disgust says this town’s full o’ shady fish!” — an’ I’m like, whoa, whores been ‘round forever! Little fact fer ya: way back, like medieval times, whores had guilds! Yup, legit clubs — organized, sassy, struttin’ their stuff. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh so hard I nailed me thumb — ouchie!

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I may be a snotty queen, but I am The Queen here. Snow lifts off in waves from the roofs curling and swirling and slamming back hard toward the earth.

First off, Vignola is this cute little town in Italy, famous for its cherries. Yeah, you heard me right—cherries! They’re everywhere! I mean, I love a good cherry, but I didn’t expect to see so many. I’m walking down Via Roma, and there’s this cherry festival going on. I’m like, “Great, just what I need—more distractions!”

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