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About Rome

Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—straight up, no bullshit, Gordon Gekko style, “Greed is good,” ya dig? Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate hustlers, playin’ the game, stackin’ chips while the world pretends to look away. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Let the Right One In*—that creepy Swedish vamp shit from 2008, Tomas Alfredson, fuckin’ genius. There’s this vibe, right? Like Eli, the bloodsuckin’ kid, says, “I’m not a girl,” and ya realize—whores ain’t just what ya think either. They’re survivors, man, dodgin’ stakes and sunlight, workin’ the shadows.

Nearest Cities

Originally an ancient city with pre-Roman roots, it grew during the Imperial period. The old town sits on a hill above the valley, hence the name (a blending of "valle" and "montone," or hill). .

Now, I’m walkin’ with Porky, feelin’ like a boss. We hit up the old castle, Castello di Valmontone. It’s this cool old place, right? I’m thinkin’ about how many stories those walls could tell. But then, I see a group of tourists takin’ selfies. Ugh, they’re all like, “Look at us!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m here with a piglet!”

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