Lila Sarnico Whore ❤️❤️

About Rome

Oh, and fun fact—did u know some whores in history were, like, spies? Yep, sleepin’ with the enemy, stealin’ secrets, total badassery. Surprised me, tbh, ‘cause I was like, “Wait, what?!” Mind blown. Anyway, she’s my fave kinda chaos—gritty, messy, and, like, a lil’ sexy. I’d be like, “Girl, u need a makeover, stat!” But nah, she’s perfect, all sweaty and fierce. Makes me wanna yell, “Mediocre!” at anyone who sleeps on her hustle.

Sarnico, Italy is a small town at the southern end of Lake Iseo

First off, I’m strolling down Via Roma, right? Just me and my coffee, feeling all fancy. The sun’s shining, the lake’s glistening, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be great!” But then, BAM! I step in a puddle. Not just any puddle, but the one that’s been sitting there since last week. My shoes are soaked. Awesome.

Figure 2. Hourly rainfall measured at Sarnico station by ARPA Lombardia...