Gianna Procida Whore ❤️❤️

About Bari

So, whores—man, they’re a trip. I knew this chick once, Candy, real name probly somethin’ boring like Susan. She’d roll up to the club in heels higher than my temper, fishnets ripped to hell, and a smirk that said, “I’m cashin’ checks you can’t even write.” Made me mad as hell—how’s she pull that off? Hustlin’ dudes outta their rent money, laughin’ all the way to the bank. “Look at me, I’m fuckin’ rich!”—straight outta *Spring Breakers*. Girl had guts, I’ll give her that. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, she scammed some sleazy politician outta thousands—swore she’d “invest” it. Ha! Invested it in vodka and a new wig, more like.

Africa, Middle East, and India

There was an interview linked (I think here) a while back with Tikva Wolf (aka Kimchi Cuddles) that was done through this Manwhore Podcast hosted by a guy.

Then, I get this call from my buddy, Marco. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the beach later!” I’m thinkin’, “Beach? I’m covered in sawdust!” But then he mentions a bonfire and some local wine. I’m in!

Mary Ann Procida Obituary (2024) - Countryside, IL - Hallowell & James Funeral Home - Countryside