Abigail Pianezza Brothel ❤️❤️

About Bologna

But yo, real talk—some shit pisses me off. Dudes treatin’ workers like meat, ugh, nasty! Saw this X post once, guy braggin’ bout hagglin’ prices—bro, she’s not a flea market rug! Made me wanna yeet my phone into orbit. Then, flip side, I’m cacklin’—heard this story, 1800s London, brothel madam named Theresa Berkley invented a spankin’ machine. A SPANKIN’ MACHINE! Called it the Berkley Horse—rich dudes lined up, wallets out, asses red. Hilarious, yo! Imagine the Yelp reviews: “5 stars, cheeks still stingin’!”

Bella di giorno - brothel raid in Florence

I grab the charger and head back to work. By now, I’m sweating like crazy. I get to the office, and my boss is like, “You’re late!” I’m like, “Dude, I just ran a marathon!” But he doesn’t care. He’s all about deadlines and reports. So, I sit down, plug in my charger, and dive into work.

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