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About Naples

So, picture this – I’m struttin’ down Slough High Street, lookin’ for a “consultant of the night,” yeah? Cringey corporate spin on it, cos I’m David Brent, baby! Gotta synergize my downtime, maximize the ROI – return on intrigue, see? I spot this bird, right, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a memo. I’m like, “Blimey, she’s outsourced her dignity!” Made me chuckle, that. But then – boom – I’m angry, cos it’s grim, innit? Society’s let her down, no team-building sesh to save her.

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We chill for a bit, and then it starts to rain. Like, outta nowhere! I’m soaked, and Marco’s trying to cover us with his hat. I’m dying laughing. “Dude, your hat’s not a raincoat!” We run for cover under a tree, and I’m just thinking, “This day is wild.”

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