Zoey Ostuni Whore ❤️

About Turin

Picture this—some dude, lonely as hell, spots a whore on the street, and bam! It’s like, “I don’t know what I’m doing anymore,” straight outta the movie! He’s lost, man, lost in the sauce, and she’s the quick fix. Ain’t that wild? I read once—true story—back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde to stand out. Freaky, huh? Imagine that, a sea of blondes, and ya know they’re up to no good—kinda makes me chuckle, like, “D’oh! Sneaky lil’ minxes!”

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Then, I head up to the old town, and wow, the views! You can see the Adriatic Sea glimmerin’ in the distance. I’m standin’ there, takin’ it all in, when I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, there’s a street performer doin’ some crazy acrobatics. I’m talkin’ flips, spins, the whole shebang. I’m clappin’ and laughin’, and for a sec, I forget about my coffee-stained shirt.

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