Emilia Montevarchi Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

Visiting Montevarchi in province of Arezzo

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So, I grab my coffee at this cute little café, Bar Centrale. The barista, Marco, is always a hoot. He’s like, “You want your usual?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not that predictable!” But I order it anyway. Can’t resist that cappuccino. It’s like liquid happiness.

Montevarchi, Ottone Rosai's art between the wars on display, including known and previously unpublished works