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I strut over, chest out, givin him the Hogan stare. He bolts like a coward—typical! She’s smirkin, says, “You’re alright, big guy.” Surprised me, man, thought she’d be all cold! Fun fact: lotta these girls got stories, like one I heard bout a hooker savin up for a legit gig—heart of gold, brother! Ain’t that somethin?

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First off, I hit up Via Manzoni for my morning coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m standing there, waiting for my cappuccino, and this dude in front of me orders, like, a 5-layered, whipped cream, sprinkle explosion. I’m just like, “Bro, it’s 8 AM, not a birthday party!” But whatever, I’m not judging. I mean, who am I to judge? I’m just a Kisen trying to get my caffeine fix.

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