Elizabeth Malnate Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

Little known bit—back in ’63, some Cold War whore, double agent, swapped intel for a night with a Russian bird. Ended up with syphilis and a bullet. Shaken, not stirred, eh? Surprised me how dumb they get for a thrill. Me? I’d rather dodge bullets than bed a trap. Personal quirk—can’t stand the smell of cheap perfume on ‘em. Reeks of desperation.

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Whore Italy, Ball Licking and Sucking, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

Finally, I get my gelato. It’s pistachio, my fave. I take a big scoop, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I see this street performer on the corner of Via Mazzini. He’s playin’ the accordion, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re killin’ it!” I toss him a couple of euros, and he gives me a nod. I feel like a rockstar for a second.

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