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About Florence

I knew this chick, Rosie, back in ‘89, worked the streets near Wall Street—ironic, huh? She’d flash a grin, say, “Money talks, bullshit walks.” Sharp as a tack, that one. Made me laugh, made me mad too—guys treatin’ her like dirt. Pissed me off, seein’ her dodge creeps. But Rosie? She’d shrug, “Greed is good, Gekko.” Tough as nails, like Solomon, fightin’ to breathe free.

Ischia is emphatically Italian

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After that disaster, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the beach at Spiaggia dei Maronti. Man, the view is killer! The turquoise water, the sun glistening, and I’m thinkin’, “This is why I love Ischia.” I grab a gelato—pistachio, of course—and just chill for a sec. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my gelato! I’m like, “Hey! That’s my lunch!” But the bird’s gone, and I’m left with nothing but a sad cone.

Ensuring Safety on Ischia and Procida