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So, say you’re on the hunt—where d’you even start? Mate of mine—let’s call him Dave, cos he’s a twat—once said, “Just hit the red-light district, easy peasy.” Bollocks! You’ve got yer apps now, yer escorts online, all polished photos and fake names. Reckon it’s like ordering Deliveroo, but with more STDs. Ha! Cackling at that one meself. But in *Timbuktu*, right, there’s this line, “The cow doesn’t judge the grass,” and I’m thinking, yeah, fair play—who am I to judge some geezer paying for a shag? Still, it’s grim, innit?

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So, I’m juggling drinks, listenin’ to the lady, and tryin’ to keep Marco from losing it. And then, the power goes out. Just like that. The whole bar goes dark. I’m thinkin’, “Great, now we’re in a horror movie.” But then, the tourists start singin’ “Volare” to lighten the mood. I’m like, “Okay, this is kinda cute.”

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