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About Milan

So, this one time, right, heard a yarn—some geezer in Amsterdam’s red-light district, 1800s, paid in chickens! Actual cluckers for a shag! Mental, eh? Shows ya, brothel’s been bonkers forever. Makes me chuffed, like, history’s got my back. But then—argh!—this punter’s haggling like it’s a bloody car boot sale. Winds me up, mate! ‘You don’t barter at Tesco, do ya?!’ I’m fuming, but gotta keep it profesh—‘Customer’s always king,’ yeah?

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But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. Ugh. He’s like, “We need you at the piazza ASAP!” I’m like, “Dude, I just found pastry heaven!” But whatever, duty calls. I sprint down Via Garibaldi, dodging tourists and their selfie sticks. Seriously, those things should come with a warning label.

Obituary of Amalia Tesolin