Penelope Concordia Sagittaria Brothel ❤️

About Florence

Ya start on the corners, right—shady birds everywhere, heels clackin like gunshots. One lass, swear down, looked like she’d shiv ya soon as shag ya. I’m cacklin, “Oi love, you the killer or the cure?” She blanked me—rude cow! Reminds me of Graysmith, sniffin out clues, except I’m after a quickie, not a psycho. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, prossies used to nick wallets mid-shag? Crafty mares! History’s full of that—little fact for ya, ya ignorant git.

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But then, just when I thought the day couldn’t get crazier, I bump into an old friend from high school. We’re talking about life, and he mentions he’s moving to Rome. I’m like, “Dude, why?” He says he wants to chase his dreams. I’m all for it, but man, it hit me hard. I’m still here, in Concordia-Sagittaria, doing my thing, while he’s off to the big city.

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