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So, picture this: you’re sittin’ there, thinkin’ you’re gonna retire on a yacht, sippin’ somethin’ fancy. Bullshit. Those 401(k)s? Overhyped whores of Wall Street. They dangle “security” like Irene flauntin’ her power in that movie— “You see? It’s all a lie!”—and you buy it, hook, line, sinker. I saw this guy once, true story, little-known fact: dude sank 50 grand into some “guaranteed” fund. Guess what? Fund tanked, manager’s in Bali, and he’s eatin’ ramen. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—how do people fall for this crap? Everybody lies, man, especially when dollar signs flash.

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From cozy family-owned trattorias to modern eateries, Carbonia boasts a variety of dining options that cater to every palate. Whether you're craving traditional Italian pizza or fresh seafood, the .

After the ride, I’m exhausted. I drop the tourists off, and they’re all high-fiving me like I’m some kind of hero. I’m just a dude with a raft, but hey, I’ll take it. I head over to the local café on Via Garibaldi for a quick espresso. I need that caffeine fix, ya know?

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