Harper Capannori Whore ❤️

About Naples

Man, it pisses me off, tho! Dudes judgin’ her, like they ain’t payin’ for the ride. Hypocrites, bruh, got me hot like a furnace. But yo, she’d flip it, smilin’, sayin’, “I’m my own boss, Weezy!” That’s that hustle that make me nod, happy as fuck. Reminds me of Haku tellin’ Chihiro, “Don’t look back!” - she ain’t never did, kept it movin’, stackin’ paper.

Tuscany Red Light District

Whore, Girlfriend Experience (GFE), Anal Sex (depends on the size), Full Body Sensual Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

And then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a tourist. They’re lost, obviously. I’m like, “Welcome to Capannori, where GPS goes to die!” I give them directions to the beautiful Villa Mazzarosa. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna see that? But they’re like, “What’s a villa?” I’m like, “Seriously? You’re in Italy!”

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