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About Bari

Hmm, findin’ a prostitute, you ask? Tricky, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger to hate—y’know, like in *Boyhood*, growin’ up messy, searchin’ for somethin’. Me, I’d be cruisin’ the streets, lights flashin’, thinkin’ “Life don’t wait, man!”—straight outta that flick. Prostitutes, they’re everywhere, yet nowhere—hidden in plain sight, y’see?

Backdoor Introduction Tuscany

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Then, I get this call from a guy on Via delle Ville. He’s all like, “My wife’s mad at me!” I’m like, “Dude, that’s not a phone issue!” But he spills his whole life story. Apparently, he forgot their anniversary. Classic move, right? I’m just sitting there, rolling my eyes, thinking, “You should’ve just taken her to Ristorante Da Marco. They have the best lasagna!”

An open air museum: the Park of Villa Reale