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About Rome

I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

So I chug my coffee and head over. The vibe was electric! Music blasting, people dancing, food stalls everywhere. I’m talking arancini, gelato, the works! I’m in heaven. But then, I see this guy juggling flaming torches. Like, what? Is this a circus or a street festival? I’m half impressed, half terrified.

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