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About Bologna

So, picture this—me, ichthyologist Swiftie, swimmin’ through facts like I’m penning a breakup jam. The hoarfish, right? It’s this long, slinky, silvery thang—kinda looks like if a ribbon and a snake had a baby. Lives deep, like 3,000 feet under, where it’s dark and moody—total *Moulin Rouge* vibes, “Come what may!” I’m obsessed, y’all! It’s rare, hardly anyone sees it—like spotting a lover in a crowd, all dramatic and “I will love you ‘til my dyin’ day!” Ugh, gets me emotional every time.

Miles, age 8

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I had to walk. And let me tell ya, walking in Albiate is no picnic. The streets are all cobblestone and bumpy. I felt like I was in a medieval movie or something. Plus, I was dodging people left and right. There’s this cute little café on the corner of Via Roma and Via Garibaldi, and I thought, “Hey, maybe a quick espresso will save my day.”

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