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So, this one time, heard a story—some chick in Vegas, 1960s, she’d hide cash in her hair! Big ol’ beehive, stuffed with dollars—little known fact, blew my mind! I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ her struttin’, hair bouncin’ like a bomb waitin’ to blow— “You’re either livin’ or you’re dyin’!”—straight outta the movie! Got me laughin’, thinkin’ she’s a genius, ya know?

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Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and lands on our table. I’m like, “Is this a sign? Should I invest in birdseed?” My client cracks a smile, and I think, “Yes! Humor saves the day!” But then the pigeon poops on his laptop. I’m dying inside. Like, really? This is how my day is going?