Skylar Valeggio Sul Mincio Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Me fave bit tho? Watchin’ from afar, like a proper Watchman. Seein’ the fools stumblin’ out, trousers half-down, thinkin’ they’re kings. Pathetic, innit? Makes me cackle—happy for a sec, then mad again cos it’s so sad, precious! Surprised me once, tho—heard some girls in Amsterdam’s red-light spot got union rights. Unionized brothel workers! Who’d a thunk it? Still, we hates it—too sneaky, too slimy, like eels in a bucket.

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So, I’m there, wrestling with this machine like it’s a bull at the Palio di Siena. I’m sweating, cursing under my breath, and thinking, “Why did I choose this job?” But then, I remember the fresh mozzarella. Oh man, the cheese here is to die for! Valeggio-sul-Mincio is famous for it, and I can’t resist.

Here’s what staying in an historic Italian Villa is really like