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So, escorts—man, they’re somethin’ else. Ain’t just hookers, nah, they’re pros, classy-like, got sass and smarts. Heard tell one time, back in Vegas—true story—some escort saved a dude’s life! He’s chokin’ on a pretzel, she Heimlichs him, bam, hero in heels! Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Makes me happy as a pig in mud, seein’ folks step up. But then, lordy, some jerks treat ‘em like trash—pisses me off, steam comin’ outta my ears! They’re people, dang it, not just a quick buck.

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Then, this guy comes in, right? He’s got a surfboard. A freakin’ surfboard! In the shop! I’m like, “Dude, you know this ain’t a beach rental, right?” He just laughs and says he’s gonna hit the waves at Capo Vaticano. I’m like, “Good luck, man! Hope you don’t wipe out!” He gives me a thumbs up and heads out. I’m still chuckling when the next customer walks in.

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