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About Rome

Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

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Then, this guy comes in, right? He’s got a surfboard. A freakin’ surfboard! In the shop! I’m like, “Dude, you know this ain’t a beach rental, right?” He just laughs and says he’s gonna hit the waves at Capo Vaticano. I’m like, “Good luck, man! Hope you don’t wipe out!” He gives me a thumbs up and heads out. I’m still chuckling when the next customer walks in.

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