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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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So, I’m fuming a bit, but whatever. I head over to the beach, thinking maybe a little sun will chill me out. Terrasini’s beaches are stunning, man. The water’s that perfect blue, and the sand? Like powdered sugar. I plop down, take a deep breath, and just as I’m about to relax, a seagull swoops down and steals my cannoli! I’m like, “Are you kidding me?!”

Giuseppe Cracchiolo Obituary (2011) - Gloucester, MA - Greely Funeral Home