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About Rome

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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After our session, I decided to grab some prosciutto. I mean, c’mon, it’s San-Daniele! I hit up this little deli on Via Garibaldi. The owner, an old dude with a twinkle in his eye, slices the prosciutto like a master. I’m drooling just thinking about it. But then, I overhear this couple arguing about the best way to eat it. Like, really? Just eat it!

Giuseppe Villani confirmed president of the San Daniele ham consortium