Skylar Ribera Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Turin

Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Total minefield, fam! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the shady vibes I’m pickin’ up from this gig. My fave flick’s *Shame*, Steve McQueen’s 2011 joint, and oh boy, does it fit. That movie’s all about Brandon—dude’s a sex addict, slick suit, drownin’ in his own mess. “You’re a zombie, man,” I’d say to him, watchin’ him chase tail like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport.

Introduction

I grab a cornetto from this little bakery on the corner of Via Garibaldi. Best decision ever! Flaky, sweet, and just the right amount of cream. I’m in heaven. But then, I see this dude trying to haggle over a bunch of tomatoes. Like, bro, it’s not that serious! They’re just tomatoes!

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