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I spot this one gal, legs for days, smirkin’ like she knows somethin’. I’m thinkin’, “In the martial world, people suffer.” Straight outta *The Assassin*, ‘cause this chick looks like trouble—my kinda trouble. I pull up, all smooth, “Hey, baby, you with Tony now!” She laughs, says, “Hundred bucks, big shot.” Hundred? I’m Tony fuckin’ Montana! I toss her two bills, say, “Keep the change, princesa!”

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After that, I head to the riverbank by the Joetsu River. It’s so chill there, man. I sit down, try to relax, and boom! A bunch of kids start playin’ soccer right next to me. They’re kickin’ the ball everywhere. One kid kicks it, and it lands right in my lap. I’m like, “Really?!” But then they all come over, and we start kickin’ it around. I’m not even that good, but it’s fun. I forget about my shirt disaster for a sec.

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