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Alright, listen up, ya little rascals! I’m sittin’ here, babysittin’ your sorry butts, and you wanna know what I think bout sex-dating? Hah! Buckle up, ‘cause Judge Judy’s in tha house, and I ain’t holdin’ back! “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!” – that’s what I say to them shady sex-dating apps. Half them profiles? Fake as a three-dollar bill! You swipe right, thinkin’ you’re gettin’ a hottie, and bam – it’s some dude in his mom’s basement, fishin’ for pics. Drives me up the freakin’ wall!

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First off, I’m makin’ my famous ciabatta. You know, the one that’s got that perfect crust? Yeah, that one. I’m all pumped, but then BAM! The mixer decides to throw a tantrum. I’m like, “C’mon, not today!” I’m wrestlin’ with it in the back of my shop on Via Roma, and I swear, it’s like it’s possessed. I’m sweating like a sinner in church, and the dough’s just laughin’ at me.

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