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About Bari

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Where to Eat and Avoid On Madrid’s Calle Ponzano: A Street For Tapas Lovers

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First off, I hit up Via Roma. Classic street, ya know? But it was packed! Like, where did all these people come from? I’m just tryin’ to grab a coffee at this tiny café, Bar Ponzano. The barista, bless her heart, was movin’ like molasses. I’m like, “C’mon, lady! I need my caffeine fix!” Finally, I get my espresso, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feelin’ good, right?

Interview with Catherine Biocca