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But nah, it’s got perks—quick bangs, no strings, pure mischief. I’m chuffed when it works, like, “I am a god, you dull creature!” Hooked up with this Midgardian once—total fire, right? Met at a dodgy bar, she’s all “wanna smash?”—I’m like, “Darlin’, I’m Loki, I don’t kneel!” We’re at it in 10 mins flat. Little secret? Sex-dating’s been around forever—Romans had “lupanars,” brothels with menus, mate! Swipe-right vibes, just no phones. Surprised me, that—history’s hornier than us!

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So, I get to the butcher shop, and it’s a mess. I mean, like, a total disaster. My assistant, Marco, bless his heart, forgot to clean up after yesterday’s rush. There’s meat everywhere! I’m like, “Dude, what were you thinkin’?” He just shrugs, and I can’t help but laugh. It’s just meat, right?

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