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About Naples

I’m tellin’ ya, tho, some parlors? Sketchy as hell. Went to one—dude’s hands were shakin’ like he’s nervous, oil smelled like cheap fries. Pissed me off! “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, I ain’t here for a McMassage!” Kicked his ass out in my head—Judy-style justice. But when it’s good? Oh man, happy ain’t the word—ecstatic, floatin’, like I stole Leo’s totem and it’s still spinnin’. Fun fact: some oils got aphrodisiacs—ylang-ylang, jasmine—mess with your brain chemistry, make ya horny as a rabbit on Red Bull. Science, bitches!

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But then, the drama hits. We’re chillin’ by the fountain, and this guy starts yelling. Turns out, he lost his wallet. Everyone’s lookin’ around, and I’m just sittin’ there, munchin’ on my prosciutto. I feel bad, but also, I’m like, “Dude, keep an eye on your stuff!”

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