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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ about that word, and boom—“Mulholland Drive” pops in my head. You know, that trippy David Lynch flick I’m obsessed with? Yeah, my fave, hands down. “I can see Russia from my house!”—ha, not really, but I can see *whore* from every damn angle in that movie. It’s like, Naomi Watts, all blonde and innocent, then—wham—she’s a hot mess screwin’ around in Hollywood’s underbelly. That’s *whore* to me, babe, the whole vibe.

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So, I’m thinkin’, “Should I check it out?” I mean, I’m a detective, right? But I’m also just a guy tryin’ to enjoy my coffee. But curiosity got the best of me. I stroll over, and this guy’s tryin’ to sell some sketchy art. I’m talkin’ about paintings that look like a toddler went wild with finger paints. I’m like, “Dude, you call that art?” He just shrugs. I’m like, “Whatever, man. You do you.”

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