Chloe Lavagna Whore ❤️❤️

About Palermo

Oh, and the apps? Don’t get me started! Swipe, swipe, bang—ugh, exhausting! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “These pics are faker than my cousin’s Rolex!” *nasally snort* Made me mad, ‘cause I’m like, “Gimme real, not filters!” But when it works? Oh, honey, it’s fireworks—like Joy dancin’ in my brain! Once dated this guy, total freak—y’know, in a good way—taught me some tricks I ain’t forgettin’. *wink*

Where to Eat This Fine Meal in Lavagna

By Dino Lavadini. Translated from the Italian by Terry Furlong. Part 1. No one knows how it came to be called Villa Lavagna.

So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, Via Roma. Love that street! It’s got this vibe, like everyone’s just vibin’. Grabbed a cappuccino at my fave spot, Bar Centrale. The barista, Marco, he’s a legend. He knows my order by heart. But today? He spills half my drink! I’m like, “Dude, c’mon!” But he just laughs it off. I mean, I get it, accidents happen, but I needed that caffeine fix!

Italian eatery Lavagna to open in Suffern NY