Sadie Gorgonzola Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Rome

Well, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin bout findin a prostitute – it’s a dang mess out there! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout WALL-E, that lil robot fella cleanin up trash, and I reckon findin a hooker these days is like diggin thru Earth’s garbage piles. “Buy n Large” ain’t got nothin on these streets, y’hear? How’s that workin for ya, huh? Runnin round, chasin tail like some lost puppy – shoot, it’s pitiful!

Gorgonzola and Fig Terrine

But then, outta nowhere, this guy bumps into me. Like, full-on shoulder check. I’m about to lose it. I turn around, ready to throw down, but he’s just some lost tourist. He’s like, “Where’s the nearest gelato?” I mean, come on! You’re in Gorgonzola! Just follow your nose! I point him to the best gelato place on Via Cavour.

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