Ellie Forte Dei Marmi Whore ❤️❤️

About Milan

D’oh! So, this chick, right—whore! I’m talkin’ ‘bout someone who’s livin’ it up, like in *The Great Beauty*. Ya know, “to be the king of all this emptiness”—that’s her vibe! She’s out there, struttin’, makin’ cash, breakin’ hearts, and I’m like, whoa, man, she’s got guts! Makes me wanna yell, “Marge, get me a beer!” ‘Cause she’s wild, dude—wilder than a Duff binge.

Форте-дей-Марми, Италия

Форте Дей Марми знаменит своими теннисными кортами и велосипедными трассами, которые привлекают спортсменов и вне туристического сезона. Серфинг, йога на пляже, .

Back inside, things get wild. This couple comes in, and they’re arguing about what to buy. She wants a fancy handbag from the shop next door, and he’s like, “Nah, let’s just get some beach towels.” I’m standing there, trying not to eavesdrop, but it’s like a soap opera. I’m thinking, “Dude, just buy her the bag! Happy wife, happy life!” But they end up leaving empty-handed. Classic.

New restaurant Forte Dei Marmi to open in Myles Chefetz’s and Nelson Fox’s building