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Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ minefield—everybody lies about it! Hands slippin’ over skin, all oiled up, and people swear it’s “just therapy.” Bullshit. I’m Dr. House, I see through that crap. Like in *Far From Heaven*—Cathy’s all prim, “I’m perfectly normal,” while her world’s imploding. Sexual-massage is that vibe—looks innocent, feels dirty, and oh boy, it’s a ride.

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So, I clean myself up and keep going. I hit the Uffizi Gallery next. Art everywhere! I’m talking Botticelli, Michelangelo, the whole crew. I’m standing there, staring at “The Birth of Venus,” and I’m just blown away. Like, how did they even paint that? I can barely draw a stick figure. But then, I overhear this guy next to me. He’s like, “Yeah, I could totally do that.” I’m thinking, “Bro, you couldn’t even paint your nails without a tutorial.”

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