Nova Cotronei Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, sloshed on rum, spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout whores—savvy? Now, I ain’t talkin’ no prim lasses here, but them gritty souls, like in me favorite flick, *Dogville*. That town, mate, full o’ hypocrites judgin’ poor Grace—whore in their eyes, aye! “The world’s a ship on its passage out,” says Lars von Trier, an’ I reckon whores be the wind in them sails, unseen but movin’ it all.

References

Cotronei is a comune and town in the province of Crotone, in Calabria, southern Italy. It is the home town of Giovanni Tallarico, grandfather of Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler.

After that, I’m feeling all zen again, so I head to the historic center. The architecture is stunning! I mean, the Duomo di Cotronei? Wow. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. But then, I trip over a cobblestone. Classic! I’m on the ground, and this couple walks by, and they’re like, “Are you okay?” I’m like, “Yeah, just practicing my yoga.” They laugh, and I’m like, “Nailed it!”

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