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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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After that, I’m feeling a bit drained. I decide to grab a gelato from this little shop on Via Vittorio Emanuele. Best decision ever! I get pistachio, and it’s heavenly. I’m sitting outside, enjoying my gelato, when I see this street performer. He’s juggling fish! Like, actual fish! I can’t even. I’m laughing so hard, I almost drop my gelato.

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