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About Naples

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Anal and pussy toying with adorable chicks Alisa and Aja

But then, I get back to work, and guess what? The owner shows up. He’s all like, “Make it shine!” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not a car, it’s a building!” But whatever, I’m on it. I’m blasting away, and I see this old lady watching from across the street. She’s giving me the thumbs up. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m a rockstar!”

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