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About Bari

Picture this: some chick, all glitter and grit, workin’ the streets like it’s her stage. “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her anthem, screamin’ it in my head while I’m patchin’ calls at the switchboard. I saw one once, swear to God, outside a dive bar—legs for days, heels clackin’ like gunfire, and a smirk that’d make ya wanna confess sins ya ain’t even committed. Made me happy as hell—girl knew her game! But then—THEN—she flicked a cig at some dude’s car, and I’m like, “Whoa, lady, chill!” Got me pissed, too—don’t trash the vibe, ya know? Judge Judy in me wanted to slam the gavel: “You’re a menace, honey—court’s adjourned!”

How to get to Cinquefrondi

The streets are packed! I’m driving down Via Garibaldi, and it’s a mess. People everywhere, music blasting, and I’m just trying to find a parking spot. Finally, I squeeze into a spot near the old church. You know, the one with the cracked bell tower? Yeah, that one.

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